wanted to eat at Great Jones Eats but they were full and I didn't want to wait. I was determined to eat on Great Jones Street. The Five Points Cafe (named after the infamous Lower East Side gang, the Five Pointers was also filled to overflowing. We tried the ACME. I had a delicious jambalaya with great mashed potatoes and gravy on the side. The portions were so huge that I was only able to eat half of it. Took the balance home in a doggy bag. As a souvenir, I bought a bottle of hot sauce called "The Hottest Fucking Sauce". The label gives the following warning:
We warned you. This is a serious fucking hot sauce. That's right we said it--because we had to. There is no other way to describe just how hot this sauce is. I suppose we could have said "It's like the fiery depths of hell" or "That it's ass burning" and even "keep away from pets and small children and avoid contact with sensitive areas, but that just seems so wordy.The sauce is hot as fuck! Succinct, to the point, no beating around the bush! Honesty is always the best policy, isn't it? If this sauce burns intensely, don't be afraid to let it out. Scream fuck at the top of your lungs. There is no better verbal therapy.
ACME's website: acmebarandgrill.com
I will take the warning seriously. I note that the sauce contains no vinegar. That way they can cram in more habanero and scotch bonnet peppers.
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