A Prayer

Read an article in AM New York about the Pope in Africa condemning the use of condoms, maintaining that they caused venereal disease. To see if he is true to his convictions, I have composed the following prayer:

Dear Jesus, please have the Pope fucked up the ass by a faggot priest with a prick dripping with pus from Siphillis, gonnorhea, Aids, and leprosy. And add dropsy to it too. I don't know what the fuck dropsy is but I like the name. What? You say that Dropsy is too much? OK. Leave out the dropsy. And please make sure the priest is an observant Catholic and doesn't use condoms.

Amen